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Nov. 8th, 2003

Sally (And She Wasn't At All Yellow)

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Well, I was going to update, but I got sucked into reallifecomics.com again.
Damn Pete and his comicwhoring. I shall hurt him. He's entirely too nice to me to be my boyfriend.
*t00bs off to read more comics*

Will update later. Promise.

Nov. 2nd, 2003

Sally (And She Wasn't At All Yellow)

My googlism. Make up your bloody mind on my age & sexual orientation already!

The crap I found out on googlism.com. HUZZAH!Collapse )

Now, isn't that happy?
I rather enjoyed all the praise I got. There was loads more where that came from. Seems I'm an uberbabe.

my little secretCollapse )

Alright, I'll give you information on, like, my life and crap later.

ETA: I would just like to note, for the record, and with more than a little irony, that I searched all the Troy bunch, and besides me, the only other one that had "...is gay" was Robin. Not even Allen was. Although there were quite a few bits on his about how hot he was, and a few comments saying "Allen is long". Yeah. That's all.

Oct. 31st, 2003

Sally (And She Wasn't At All Yellow)

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Have just had highly enjoyable, if foot-numbing, evening out with Chris and Brent. Little dude(Brent) really quite awesome to hang with. Have not up to now really been around him.
Let's see...Everett's band(friends of Chris&Co.) Sweet Amylou was loud and kickass. Everett was imitating a seizure during one song. Rolling on the ground. Kickass. Chris thinks they should be signed. Yeah, okay. Band after them, don't recall the name, also rox0rzed. They burned things. Like their sleeves. And two $30 basses. And probably some other crap, but I was getting JetTea. (which is pimpified)
Third band sucked ass.
We mocked them with the emo sway.
After we walked away, I yelled, loudly, "PUT THE STICK DOWN. THE FUCKING HORSE IS DEAD!!!!!". Because the ONE SONG was taking for damned ever. I mean, I have nothing against slow music, but seriously people, it was torture. If they thought they were saving the best for last, turn the fucking order around, man. Damn.


Oct. 29th, 2003

Sally (And She Wasn't At All Yellow)

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I would like to take this time to wholeheartedly agree with Lindsey that NOBODY FECKING UPDATES ANYMORE!!!!!!! It's been weeks. At least I don't let more than a week go between entries, and that's on bad weeks. GET OFF YOUR SORRY BOGGED DOWN ASSES AND DROP A LINE ONCE IN A FUCKING WHILE!!!!!! I mean, damn.
I KNOW you've all been on in the past week. AND all for long enough to write a quick "hey. been forever. sorry. i've been busy. doing ___ in classes, too (much) homework, gotta go do some now, more details later, bye!"
Is that really that much to ask? I mean, I care about you people and I'm the one who gave half of you a way to post. I mean, for shit's sake, I understand if you're busy, but to be so busy that you can talk to me for half an hour, but NOT update while you are? Do I need to teach you all how to multitask in multiple windows, or WHAT? Gads...

</rant For now.

Oct. 5th, 2003

Sally (And She Wasn&#39;t At All Yellow)

Have just noticed something disturbing...

Is it just me, or does the "Excited" penguin look like he's trying to...relieve the excitement?
Am I really just so sick and twisted that I'm seeing dirty things where things are really white and pristine, or what?

Someone please back me up on this.

Oct. 4th, 2003

Sally (And She Wasn&#39;t At All Yellow)

Pam - Softball

Best fecking bit of SNL tonight. I loff it. They should sooo do it. Like, totally. Wah00t.

Uhhh...that's all.

Am coming up to Ohoi 14-17th. Go me!!


AND the SNL rerun tonight is the NIRVANA EPISODE!! Kickass.


Sep. 30th, 2003

Sally (And She Wasn&#39;t At All Yellow)

Whee! I <3 TUESDAYS!

Behold, the power of The Troll Doll Earrings!Collapse )


Sep. 28th, 2003

Sally (And She Wasn&#39;t At All Yellow)

I know I promised, but I think this is worth it...

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

URL of the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
URL for more info: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/disorder_information2.html

See. Isn't that comprehensive and wahoo?
I think it is.
So yeah, I really just needed to share.
*renews oath*
HEY! Yesterday was a holiday! Also Monday and LAST Friday, so nyeah. I'm making up for lost time.

Sep. 27th, 2003

Sally (And She Wasn&#39;t At All Yellow)

An Important Bulletin From the Twisted Minds of Lira and Myself

Everything is tea.




That is all.

Everything is tea.

Sep. 22nd, 2003

Sally (And She Wasn&#39;t At All Yellow)

This is getting out of hand...

My poor babies in Ohoi NEED me!! I HAVE to move back...
They're even hallucinating now...
SEE?!?Collapse )

My luvvies. I need to move back! It's just not right. I mean, now there are poser!Alanisfans! How r00d.
Also, you know, I'd prefer it up there to here. Just because...well, all manner of reasons. Only advantage of down here is the occasional cute!accent. A reward, but not much of one, in the long run. *sigh* *plots*


Sep. 20th, 2003

Sally (And She Wasn&#39;t At All Yellow)

Surgeon General's Warning: Reading this may very well freak out and blind you. Continue at own risk.

DISCLAIMER: Matt and I are a.Just Friends b.(Mostly) Just Joking, c.Truly Much Too Comfortable with each other. Allen, you have competition.

A=Me w00t.

M says: hmm. well, hold that thought. M says: i need to throw on some clothes.Collapse )

Sep. 8th, 2003

Sally (And She Wasn&#39;t At All Yellow)

Alanis has commited the 8th Deadly Sin. The Shearing of the Alanishair. *sobs*

She cut her hair.
ALANIS fucking CUT HER HAIR!!!!!
The world is shifting.
Was informed at lunch.
There were many obscenities, doublechecks, beating of binders, doublechecks, whining, screeching, doublechecks, ranting, threats, denial, doublechecks and general chaos.
I scared the shit out of Chris. He was immobile for about a minute. *snicker*
Brent found it mostly amusing.
Tim mourned with me, because this means no more nuddy videos. Wah.
This is sooo not good. Of course, Chris was pissed at Jessica for telling me, because he had to endure another class with me later, and was not looking forward to more pissiness. *giggle*
Jessica is evil.
But I blame the hairstylist.
She still looks beautiful. But less so, due to lack of lofflyful hair.
Robin, I'm sorry, but this means my main hairfixation is officially you. So sorry to put you in this spot. Blame Alanis. Or the hairstylist.
*sobs inconsolably*
*is not pleased*
This is an uberinjustice to all that I hold sacred. Namely hair and music.
The Queen has fallen.
What if this means she's getting all bouncy/cheery and is going to start writing crappy happy music, like when she was my age?
::nervous breakdown::


Aug. 30th, 2003

Sally (And She Wasn&#39;t At All Yellow)

Alright, I've made a decision...you lot will be happy, I'm sure...

I, Alyssa, hereby solemnly swear to nevereverevereverevereverever post in another meme that is not Julia-made(after this post). My qualifier is there because I feel the need shamelessly plug Julia's efforts. Because she is just that cool. So there.


<td bgcolor="#000000">Who will play you:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Julianne Moore </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Who will play your love interest:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Parker Posey </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Weeks you will stay in the box office:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">11</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Song that will play during your love scene:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Eels - Restraining Order Blues </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Song that will play during your death:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Black Box Recorder - Seasons in the Sun </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr>
Your Life: The Movie by mintyduck
Created with quill18's MemeGen!

<td bgcolor="#000000">Username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Where</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">On a roof</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">When</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">12:00am</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Why</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Studying</td></tr>
Where will you fall asleep tonight? by frolicksome_one
Created with quill18's MemeGen!

Actually, that could happen...

That is all. *ThirdRock!Salute*

Sally (And She Wasn&#39;t At All Yellow)

From the Desk Of the Only Cher Fan In My Group

take the cher test.

and go to mewing.net. because laura isn't cher.

Of COURSE you can't! I'm so ashamed.

Aug. 29th, 2003

Sally (And She Wasn&#39;t At All Yellow)

Everybody send a w00t to Julia!!

BECAUSE!! Julia made her OWN meme. W0000000T!
Yis. It is a good thing.
Now then, I'm going to let you all dicover the joys of her meme by yourselves, but I highly recommend it, as it KICKS ASS!! Because she made it. In case you hadn't picked up on that bit, you know...

Anywho, here it is!! (GO JULIA!!)

<td bgcolor="#000000">Username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Celebrity</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Joel Madden </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">With what</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Jello </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Why</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Hated them </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">What did you say</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">'You write crap!' </td></tr>
Which celebrity will you kill? by frolicksome_one
Created with quill18's MemeGen!

Yis. Much rockage.

Sally (And She Wasn&#39;t At All Yellow)

(no subject)

So, essentially, I'm a pop culture whore who's meant to be with a chef. Like I didn't already know that.Collapse )
Sally (And She Wasn&#39;t At All Yellow)

Memey goodness. Again. Oh, and like, actual stuff, too.

DAMN! I hope so! -or- One by one my own personal slashslaves are being cultivatedCollapse )

Sooo...that's my day, how was yours?

Aug. 24th, 2003

Sally (And She Wasn&#39;t At All Yellow)

Well DUH!

As though this isn't obvious to everyone...it is, isn't it?

Severus and Hermione
You are a Snape & Hermione Shipper!

!!!~What Harry Potter Fan Fic Ship Are You?~!!!
brought to you by Quizilla

I find these truths to be self-evident, that all ships are created equal, but this one is an ubercut above the rest. So nyeah!
Sally (And She Wasn&#39;t At All Yellow)

Look what I can do!

Well, I now have groovalicious new mad skillz. I shall now proceed to show them off, and give you some actual info about myself, as well.

Doesn't that just make you all tingly?Collapse )

UUUhhh...I really can't think of anything else to say. Wow. What a change.


Aug. 21st, 2003

Sally (And She Wasn&#39;t At All Yellow)

Tee. I KNEW it, Robin. See, you marry a girl!!

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Taking Care Of Grocer (TBS, 2:30): cunning_plans (Sarah Polley) keeps accidentally stepping on frolicksome_one (Casey Affleck)'s foot. In the next town over, epicyclical (Audrey Hepburn) lets yououghtaknow (RuPaul) borrow a notebook to impress a mother. Later that day, pickleflavored (Alicia Silverstone) marries dracoholic (Clint Eastwood)'s sister. Craziness ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

Aug. 6th, 2003

Sally (And She Wasn&#39;t At All Yellow)

Eeexcellent!! *does creepy cross of Montgomery Burns and Doctor Evil, trust me, it ain't pretty*

jack and eliz on island
You are "Welcome to the Caribbean, love."
You're more than a little world-weary, but also
intelligent and you keep your head when things
get dodgy. You're everybody's favorite
drinking buddy, but your stubbornness does get
in the way sometimes.

Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Although being "Human hair. From my back." Jack saying would've been peachy-keen too. "But why's the rum gone?" would've been fun, but it's all good. The fact that I said something very similar to Tom upon his arrival in Puerto Rico makes it all more fitting. Muahahahahaha.

Aug. 5th, 2003

Sally (And She Wasn&#39;t At All Yellow)

I am such a dork...but YAY!

you are so the pink panther. your so cool and but
you never talk.

*****Which 80s cartoon carracter are you?*****
brought to you by Quizilla
Sally (And She Wasn&#39;t At All Yellow)

Huh. Cool. I would would never have guessed...

you are a cross-dresser orange who lives in a tree
under the sea

******rite then*****JUST TAKE THE QUIZ...ugh***
brought to you by Quizilla

Aug. 3rd, 2003

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Uh-oh! Looks like you're Oscar the Grouch. You tend
to be very disagreeable and you have a bad
attitude. You like to argue and rainy days are
most appealing to you. But, you speak up for
what you believe in... good for you! Now scram!

Which Sesame Street Character Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

I HEART Oscar!!

Aug. 2nd, 2003

Sally (And She Wasn&#39;t At All Yellow)

Happy Birthday to MEEEEE!!!!!!

And, apparently alice_and_lain, who seems to have a groovy journal, but I'm not really hip.

NOW, back to me!
YESTERDAY was quite dejected, as even MY GRANDMOTHER couldn't keep the dates straight on my b-day.
At least she remembered it was this month. Although, 18 collective years remembering THIS DAY (my cousin, Sofia, is EXACTLY 10 years younger than me) should have her attuned to it by now, no?


Pressie count: 4 pairs pants, bought pre-emptively in PR (no sales tax, muaha), 1 Oraqle book (yes, that's how it's spelled--I'll prove it later), total of $60-w00t, 1 AWESOMATED t-shirt with Einstien on it(the scientist, not my cat) Only regret, it isn't the one with him sticking his tounge out, Loffly-ful bookmark from Grandma(she kicks ass at that sort of thing), 1 groovin' trip to movies (POTC, savvy?), 1 pretty plant of the purple persuasion(that I don't have to take care of!! I can plant it outside and just admire it!!), and ONE AWESOME FECKING BIRTHDAY PHONE CALL FROM THE MAJORITY OF MY POSSE!!!!(Allen, ya should'a been there!)

Oh, and, you know, you guys up in Troy...should you, say, want to throw me a belated birthday party, I wouldn't object...I hear Meggie's is nice this time of year!
I'll even let you invite The Bastard.
I need to smack him for "leaving his beloved alone" and threatening to "make sweet love" to me.
Anywho, have Special Birthday Chili to eat, and then CAKE!!!
I will show you all pictures of my awesome cake eventually, because it KICKS ROYAL ASS!!!!

EDIT:The "horse's rats behinded butt mofo" (Allen) is a darling. And Giorgio has a very goot fall-back career. Oh and girls, beware.

That is all.
My friends rock.

Jul. 28th, 2003

Sally (And She Wasn&#39;t At All Yellow)

But my elbows have never been softer!

After huge fecking ordeal, my vacation...


-Games of "Sorry! Disney Edition" played: 'Round 'bout 17
-Games won: 'Round 'bout 13
-Hours of mindless, childish, irritating beyond all reason whinging: *eye twitch*
-Times called "Melissa", mostly on purpose: 2 bajillion .58376492
-Times assailed by Flying Toddler Smackdown or Toddler Propelled Attacking Thing: Damn the torpedoes. The fuckers should use toddlers instead. Thank hoogit for good dodging reflexes.
-Smackdowns Delivered (Gentle but firm; more was warranted): 5
-# Prayers for A) Rouge Lightning; B) Riptide; C) Duct tape for don't-know-shit mightier-than-thou little bastard 6-year-olds; D) A freak fatal paper cut; or E) A VERY large Scotch (preferably Billeh) and sedative: Innumerable.
-# Epiphanies (all of which I DO wish I'd seen coming, so as to dress for it; inconsiderate, those epiphanies are): I believe FIVE....
-# Resolves to tie tubes as soon as humanly ruddy possible: 8,273,047.9886662
-# Alcoholic beverages consumed (both under related adult supervision): 2.2
-# Mai Tais imbibed: None, dammit. And it wasn't a green umbrella, it was a palm tree with neon blue cellophane leaves and a monkey.
-Pairs pants bought from conformist pic breeding ground(name withheld for my safety): 4
-Non-denim pairs pants bought from aformentioned conformist hot house: 3
-# Floggings expected: Just please, at least allow me to fucking survive, will you??
-CD's bought to hopefully bring small margin of favor back to my side after blinding sins committed: 4 *Alanis Unplugged, No Doubt, Tragic Kingdom, and Jane's Addiction-Strays(Technically Mum's, but whatever)
-# Secret Cunning Plans made: {CENSORED FOR SECRECY}
-# REALLY Cunning Plans made: 3.1-ish
-Current rating of aunt on human scale: -329Bajillion4Million1, thusly rendering her a flaming inhuman she-beast from the firey depths of the 7th ring. So pfft.
-Random Items Purchased: Lessay...14
-$ Spent on various hoogies(ONLY for myself, mind): Lessay...$250
-Grooviest new acquisition: Digicam, two large-memory pic cards
-Cutest new acquisition: Stuffed Elephant from St. Louis airport
-Lbs. sand collectively found in suit over past two weeks: urch.
-Lbs. skin sloughed by said sand: *shudder*
-Hours seperation anxiety from PC withdrawl (oh, and you guys): At least 17, mostly unconscious
-New personal mascot: Basselope (Read "Bloom County", you Neanderthals!)
-# Hot, Topless, Puerto Rican boys ogled: Countless
-# Hot, Good-haired, Great-smilin' Puerto Rican twenty-somethings ogled BY: 1, but he was enough for roughly 20 guys. Not including Matt. Who is worth quite a bit more than that.
-# Daily Trips to bidet (Matt thinks I got a little TOO friendly and enjoyed it a bit TOO much...probably right): 3. Minimum.
-# Hunger pangs for good music (kiddie music, even in Brit accent, is no fucking good. Even all-night sessions with VH1[which I miss dearly already I love the 70's WAY more than some WITH that channel!!! Wah.] didn't help much. Dammit.): Gads. I was suffering pangs upsidedown and effing sideways.
-# Breakdowns: More than one. = WAY WAY WAY too many for even 3 months of my life, much less two weeks of what is SUPPOSED to be relaxing vacation, dammit.
-Overall opinion: First week and a half sucked, other than hot, topless Puerto Rican boys. Last half-week: w00t!

Will probably have some sidenotes later.

[sir didymus owns]
[basselopes also own]

Jun. 30th, 2003

Sally (And She Wasn&#39;t At All Yellow)

Thanks to Meggie--Ships

See this for reasoning for this post.

The Government Stole My Toad- Neville/Luna (I may SHIP this one later...not sure--but I like it!)
Leather and Libraries- Draco/Hermione (I mini-SHIP this one--and leather is...well, leather.)
Pumpkin Pies and Mai Tais- Harry/Hermione and Ginny/Draco (To quote Meggie, TOTAL Cassallusion--loff it!)
Snitch and Bitch- Draco/Pansy (I would like to hereby declare this also synonymous with my secret mad affair with Draco)
Irish Leather- Seamus/Draco (Thanks to Cassie, I cannot shake the thought of this being Tom/Draco...*squicks*)
DILT'nMe- DracoMalfoy/Self (Ahhh...DracoInLeatherTrousers--nothing is better. Especially with either me or himself...yum.)
Prophetic Toad – Neville/Lavender (If that isn't hilarious, shoot me now.)
Pyro Studies - Charlie/Hermione (I'm sorry--it has the word pyro in it...don't hate me--teedle!)
Prudence and Potions - Severus/Hermione (This is *MY* ship. I loff it to death. Probably just because I have a thing for Snape, and many older men in general and can MarySue through Hermione when I'm reading them. Ah, THEIRLOVEISSOTORTUREDANDACADEMIC!)
Mind Games and Manacles – Severus/Evan Rossier (Alright, this one SICKENS me, as I can't stand to see my beloved with anyone else, but the name cracks me up.)
Sirius-ly Twisted - Harry/Sirius (All I have to say is: I agree, oh, and tee)
Love, Hate, and Serendipity - Draco/Hermione/Severus (My favorite threesome!)
Polymorphous – Severus/OC (This would be deliberate MarySueing, if I actually wrote fanfic and, in that case, would actually allow myself to write anything more than a passing part for Sev to avoid such horrid plot-bungling as MarySueing in the FIRST place! Whew!)

That's about it!
I'll stop now, as have had this blasted thing up for HOURS--got swept up in ship messageboard fun!

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