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Sally (And She Wasn't At All Yellow)

September 2007

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Sally (And She Wasn't At All Yellow)

Mommy got a job.
Motherfuckall, it's cleaning rooms.
But you know what?
She's happy.
She's just fucking thrilled to have a purpose again.
And we've come to an agreement as to the split of her paychecks.
As opposed to her spending them entirely on me, she's going to spend them rough 60/40 at first (in my favor), and we'll work it up to a 70/30 (in her favor). But she doesn't know that second part.
It's just my plan to get Mom to fucking indulge herself sometimes.
I may be materialistic and self-centered, but I do still have a soul floating around in there.
And I love my mommy.
Whole bunches.

Some of you may be wondering why I'm telling you this.
Well, ladies and gents, I have an anonymous stalker.
Anonymous only on LJ, but nevertheless.
Let's all smile and wave at Jeff, k?
*grin, wave*

Good job.

Let's all say a big heaping HELLO! to Dana as well.
HI DANA! tehchurchlady

In other news, Alyssa is superfucked come school tomorrow, as she did not go to sleep until nearly four in the morning.
So, essentially, Alyssa will be spending the next couple weekends at home or with notpeopleshewantstosleepoverwith so as to continue down her merry road towards swim team idolatry and a general lack of sleeplessness.
Hurrah!

Right then. Atoodleoo.

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*waves wildly at Jeff* AHHHHHHHH!!! JEFF!!!
AHHHHHHHH!!!
AHHHHHHHH!!!
:D