Laydees and gentilemen, I win at more lives than you've lived. W007!
You Are Ani Difranco!
Honest, real, and well liked.
You're not limited by any boundaries.
"And you can call me crazy
But I think you're as lazy as white paint on the wall"
Oh, yes I am. *preens* I am so awesome beyond belief.
Next on the agenda: My stepfather is a stupid, stupid motherfucker. We don't get our phones turned back on until the 30th and he's being a dick because I make more sense than he does in his silly ass insecurities and fucktarded logic.
Why, yes Tom, I'm sorry I'm female and therefor capable of more sensible thought processes than you, given my limited knowledge of specifics of our dire straits. Pardon me for not being fully informed about the fact that you are an elitist pussy. Kthx.
Grah. He's such an imbecile. I swear it.
I am just itching to have my damned license. OMG.
Would give quite a substantial amount to be able to flip back in time so as to have had it around this time LAST year. *sigh*
Whatev. All in due time.
My new hair is fabtabulous. Joy is a genius with dye and scissors. *happy sigh* And then Alex goes and gives me supremely awesome french braidedness. How much awesome can my scalp take? Who knows - it seems substantial, thankfully.
Assuming I have to get a job this summer, what sort d'you think I'd be most adept at? Mum seems to think waitressing would be my forte, but I'm inclined to say something less foodie. Meh. We shall see.
I love you, Livejournal. Keep my side of the bed warm - I'll be quizzing for a blasted age, now. *zoom*
Criticize all you like, but my new life goal is to become Drew Barrymore.
Or at least look as cool.
I'm so shallow, I'm a tide pool.