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Sep. 22nd, 2007

Sally (And She Wasn't At All Yellow)

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I need a doctor for my brain.

Fuck this.

Aug. 3rd, 2007

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Hell yeah guys!

I can totally buy porn now.

That being, obviously, the most important thing about turning 18.

Also, as soon as we have insurance, I will totally be licensed to run away from my mother at will.

I believe it's time to go continue down the road of Making Myself Sick on Spice Cake.

May. 26th, 2007

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Go figure, eh?

Never Date a Cancer

Clingy, emotional, and very private - it's hard to escape a Cancer's clutches.
And while Cancer will want to know everything about you, they're anything but open in return.

Instead try dating: Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini, or Aquarius


Mar. 14th, 2007

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I am a loser.
A loser that likes a fat kid.
A happy, happy fat kid.


Feb. 26th, 2007

Sally (And She Wasn't At All Yellow)

(no subject)

If I concede that she wins our friends and I lose them, do you think I get a paltry parting gift of some sort?

Or am I left just as fucked and alone around them as I am now?

Fine. I'm the fucking bad guy.
If they want to go off and have their cunttacular little clusterfuck in the woods and fucking have sleepoves and goddamn plans until they fucking die, what the shit do I care?

I have a whole three people here I still trust. I'm cool.

...and I am so not fucking bitter.
At all.

Jan. 5th, 2007

Sally (And She Wasn't At All Yellow)

(no subject)

Ooo, a shocker. No really, whoda thunk it? *smirk*
Your results:
You are Poison Ivy
Poison Ivy
The Joker
Dark Phoenix
Mr. Freeze
Dr. Doom
Lex Luthor
Green Goblin
You would go to almost any length for the protection of the environment including manipulation and elimination.

Click here to take the Super Villain Personality Test

And then this one. Well, the top two don't overly shock me. What with my penchant for sarcasm and awesome. Also...PVC? *eyebrow quirk*
Your results:
You are Spider-Man
Green Lantern
The Flash
Wonder Woman
Iron Man
You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.

Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

Oct. 5th, 2006

Sally (And She Wasn't At All Yellow)

(no subject)

What song reminds you of me?

Put this in your journal, too. Fascinating stuff.

Sep. 15th, 2006

Sally (And She Wasn't At All Yellow)

(no subject)

Ah declayuh!

I can do the dishes once every three days when Tom is out of town and it amounts to not half the dishes from one day when he's home.

Stupid chef-dude.
...he is so lucky he cooks but good.

Aug. 26th, 2006

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You May Be a Bit Histrionic...

Dramatic and over the top, you crave attention.
And you'll do anything it takes to get noticed.
You love to be seductive, even when it's inappropriate.
If you're ignored, you're easily hurt ... and act out even more!

Moi? Dramatic? Over the top? *hair toss* Excessively flirty? Overly sensitive about being ignored?
Perish the thought(s)!

Hee. I got Ms. Piggy. FTW!

Aug. 20th, 2006

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Mommy got a job.
Motherfuckall, it's cleaning rooms.
But you know what?
She's happy.
She's just fucking thrilled to have a purpose again.
And we've come to an agreement as to the split of her paychecks.
As opposed to her spending them entirely on me, she's going to spend them rough 60/40 at first (in my favor), and we'll work it up to a 70/30 (in her favor). But she doesn't know that second part.
It's just my plan to get Mom to fucking indulge herself sometimes.
I may be materialistic and self-centered, but I do still have a soul floating around in there.
And I love my mommy.
Whole bunches.

Some of you may be wondering why I'm telling you this.
Well, ladies and gents, I have an anonymous stalker.
Anonymous only on LJ, but nevertheless.
Let's all smile and wave at Jeff, k?
*grin, wave*

Good job.

Let's all say a big heaping HELLO! to Dana as well.
HI DANA! tehchurchlady

In other news, Alyssa is superfucked come school tomorrow, as she did not go to sleep until nearly four in the morning.
So, essentially, Alyssa will be spending the next couple weekends at home or with notpeopleshewantstosleepoverwith so as to continue down her merry road towards swim team idolatry and a general lack of sleeplessness.

Right then. Atoodleoo.

Aug. 12th, 2006

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Dammit, Callie

You are SO lucky I love you.

Jesus would be so luckyCollapse )

Jun. 30th, 2006

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Okay, so, Alyssa is very insecure.
And she wants to enter her first icontest this week.
But she doesn't know if she is good enough to cut it (probably not).

Here is the latest one I have done. Hurry, hurry, tell me what you think please!
I think it's the one I want to use.


keepyourguns, thank you for those tutorials. I sort of used one. And then twitched it and...well, you see what happened.

Grawr. Mindwracking. It's grainy/it's not too grainy/it's grainy/it's not too grainy/shit. it's too grainy. RAWWWR!

Jun. 20th, 2006

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(no subject)

From swuun

First, put your MP3 player or whatever on random.
Then, post the first line from the first 20 songs that play.
Next, post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.Losing your bra
& strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.

Jump, jive, and wail...Collapse )

Jun. 1st, 2006

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Interests Quiz MemeCollapse )

Woo, summer! Lazier than thou!

The kick-off was amazing, too. Love to everything.

Apr. 24th, 2006

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Shooby dooby do wah wah, my name is UhLysSuh.
And I am not you Nannette Mamoire. Da da da da da duh.


I am a supremely heinous bitch with the good of the people in mind, thank you.
No, really. I bitch with all the best intentions. I am trying to better my victims as people
And sometimes I just want chocolate.

I want to dooo somethinggg. Rawr!

And what've you lot been up to? Hmm? *poke*

Bleh. I'm crazy.

Apr. 10th, 2006

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Yes, yes, oh sweet mother of gawd yes!

So many flavors of true.

How the Twelve Signs Deal with Near Death Experiences:

LEO: "Nooooooo, I am NOT dead. I am not, I am not, I am not . . . Who are those guys in the white robes? What's that they're singing . . . ? They're off key. I can sing better than that! Where's the choir director? I need a microphone immediately. Unless it's Rolling Stone or Spin, hold my calls."

How Many Members of Your Sign Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

LEO: Leos do not change their own lightbulbs. They find someone else to do it for them.

After Sex Comments by Sun Sign:

LEO: "Wasn't I fantastic?" *hair toss*
(Okay, so the original didn't have the hair toss. That was mine. Because...well, that's what I would do!)

(Sweet mother of Jesus, it is so true.)
Cancer: "When are we getting married?"

Kosh Quotes for the 12 Signs of the Zodiac!

LEO: Your opinion does not enter into it.

Sun Sign Prayers Just For Fun

LEO: "Hi, Pop! I'll bet you're really proud to have me as your kid!"

CANCER: "Dear Daddy, I know I shouldn't depend on you so much, but you're the only One I can count on while my security blanket is at the cleaners."
(How oddly fitting....)

Which pet would go best with each sign?

LEO: ­ A big, bold, ferocious feline, as long as it doesn't compete with its owner's place in the sun.

So, my weekend was fabulous until Saturday night, then it picked up again when I went to sleep. Until 4 the next afternoon.
And then I cavorted and lazed and am back in the routine of things.
Hee. Gay boys and amusing drama things and gb. What joy, what rapture, what battery usage on my beloved CD player!
Having my own bed on one of those blasted trips for once was fanTAStic, too.

I make so little sense. Eh. I know what I mean, and I matter most.

These Leo anecdotes are a bit on the head-inflating side.

Mar. 29th, 2006

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I really fuckin' love Jimbo. He needs to make more appearances.

In mourning of not being able to afford "Show Your Bones" yet as well as preparation for the day when I can, in fact, purchase said album, I've gone on a YYY download spree.
I forgot how funkyfun "Art Star" is.
I really like "Our Time".
Mostly, I just want me some fucking new YYY album.
The songs I've heard so far are tasty.
*sigh* Soon, my pretty, soon.

In other, very fucking rad news:

Translation: Yeah, I have the True Gritt album. In advance. I am also in the liner notes. As transcribed by Forrest, not my personal add-ons. Promise. And all is excellent in Alyssa's world.

gb, Matt is a bum. He finally FOUND the mix again, but now it's so beat to hell that he has to reburn it for me. Hmph. Bumface.
Ah, well. I shall have it, eventually.

SO, how're you? I mean, I know your life is terribly insignificant without TG, but try to think beyond that and tell me just how you're doing, eh?

Mar. 15th, 2006

Sally (And She Wasn't At All Yellow)

Hurr Music Is My Boyfriend Hurr

I was looking for Flaming Lips downloads earlier and I found this tasty gem of a music blog.
It's really desperately brilliant, and I've found some super tasty stuff.
They've posted a ZILLION covers, and I want to marry nearly all of them.
Favorite finds:
"Something", Martha and the Vandellas (Beatles cover)
"Life On Mars", Flaming Lips (David Bowie cover)
"Do You Realize?", Beck (Flaming Lips cover)

"I Know It's Gonna Happen Someday", David Bowie (Morissey cover)
"The One I Love", Sufjan Stevens (R.E.M. cover)
"One", R.E.M. (U2 cover)
"Under My Thumb", The Who (Rolling Stones cover)
"Wonderwall", Radiohead (Oasis cover)
"Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You", Muse (Frankie Vali cover, JESUS this one is meltinyourmouthorgasmic)
"Girls Just Wanna Have Fun", Benjamin Gibbard (Cyndi Lauper cover...*DIES laughing!!!*)
and, OMFGZ, "Rapture Riders", Blondie vs The Doors!
Plus this fabbity string quartet tribute to "Under the Bridge. It is delish. I love that song all the more now.

Mar. 14th, 2006

Sally (And She Wasn't At All Yellow)

(no subject)

You know what my PostSecret or ljsecret secret would be?

You'll never guess.
I'm so addicted to that shit, though.
And I'm glad I discovered it. Because I've acknowledged a lot of shit about myself because of that whole movement.

(Punky Chips Ahoy! Oi! Oi! Oi!)

Mar. 12th, 2006

Sally (And She Wasn't At All Yellow)

Laydees and gentilemen, I win at more lives than you've lived. W007!

You Are Ani Difranco!

Honest, real, and well liked.

You're not limited by any boundaries.

"And you can call me crazy

But I think you're as lazy as white paint on the wall"

Oh, yes I am. *preens* I am so awesome beyond belief.
Mother of God, but this weather makes me want to be outdoors. That breeze - it calls.Collapse )
Criticize all you like, but my new life goal is to become Drew Barrymore.
Or at least look as cool.
I'm so shallow, I'm a tide pool.

Mar. 9th, 2006

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Oh, Merriam-Webster, how you bring joy to my soul...

M-W.com's Word Of The Day

Kitsch /KITCH/ noun

*1 : something that appeals to popular or lowbrow taste and is often of poor quality
2 : a tacky or lowbrow quality or condition

Example sentence:
On the route up the mountain, there is plenty of kitsch (from teepees to giant dinosaur replicas) to entice campers to visit the roadside shops.

Did you know?
"The fashionable clothing label...kicked off the revival last June..., putting its models in [Carmen] Miranda-inspired swimsuits and marching them through a gantlet of 50 tons of bananas," writes Mac Margolis in Newsweek International (January 2006) of a fabulously kitschy gala commemoration for the late Brazilian singer and actress Carmen Miranda. Since we borrowed "kitsch" from German in the 1920s, it has been our word for things in the realm of popular culture that dangle, like car mirror dice, precariously close to tackiness. But although things that can be described with "kitsch" and the related adjective "kitschy" are clearly not fine art, they may appeal to certain tastes — some folks delight in velvet paintings, plastic flamingos, dashboard hula dancers, and Carmen Miranda revivals!

(*Indicates the sense illustrated in the example sentence.)

*kicks leg in the air* I love it, I love it, I love it!

Mar. 4th, 2006

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*steal* Ha, gb, you suck. I stole'd these from j00!

MemememeCollapse )

In other news, the past couple days have been fanTASmical. I got to go to a show, get my random makeouts on, spend time with amazing people, rebond with Fielding (who is one wicked cat), saw Aquamarine (which was actually pretty cute), and fell in love with Julio's (their bean burritos and various dips have my heart).
I also looked cute tonight, because Alex loves me and makes me a girl when we hang out. My awesomeness is compounded by my ability to wear heels with any sock and bottom and make it work. Heels and overalls? But of course. Heels and boyshorts? Too easy! Heels and front-pleat pants, however, should not be attempted. Only because front-pleat pants are the by-product of evil and bad bad eyes for fashion. I'm sorry I just went on that tangent. You know I'm still to be adored and all. I do so verily heart Alex, for she is precious on a stick, and her mix'd eyeshadow is supremely adorable.
Though I do not envy Trent her company when the wee hours roll around and she is still on a sugar high.

In other news, my original series Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Pink Ranger Head Water Bottle is pretty much the greatest and most popular thing I own.
Tanner, be warned - you shall never pwn it. It be mine. Back off.

Welp, ta!

Feb. 26th, 2006

Sally (And She Wasn't At All Yellow)

(no subject)

Oh, sickness blows. Bleh bleh bleh.
Anyone know how to kill an ear infection in less than 12 hours?

In other news, Xanga pisses me off, but I refuse to leave it.
Too many people there, too many amazing features here. I really do miss lj-cuts. *sigh* Stupid ass Xanga.

I wish I could stay in the habit of updating over here - talking about myself has just lost some of its draw, I suppose.
Meh. I'm more addicted to communities.
I've even been deleting the majority of my backlog. I have no reason to read it anymore, and I don't know why in hell anyone else would care.

Blah blah blah. I'm talking to nobody.

I get so fucking emo over here. Gods. *eyeroll*

Have a nice night, kids. Hopefully mine won't involve too much lung-hacking.

Jul. 11th, 2005

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1. Reply with your name and I will write something I like about you.
2. I will then tell what song reminds me of you.
3. If I were to apply an o'clock to you, I'll tell you what it would be.
4. I will try to name a single word that best describes you.
5. I'll tell you the most memorable moment I've had with you.
6. I will tell you what color you remind me of.
7. I'll then tell you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. Put this in your journal.

Jan. 23rd, 2005

Sally (And She Wasn't At All Yellow)

*DIES laughing*

You Know You're From Cincinnati When...

Your idea of a three-way is chilli over spaghetti topped with cheddar

You know what goetta is - and you've eaten it

You hate Cleveland, but you don't know why, and you've never been there

You think Pete Rose and Marge Schott were railroaded

You say "Please?" instead of "Excuse me?"

You think Northern Kentucky is part of Ohio

You've been to California, Wyoming, Coney Island, and Over-the-Rhine in one day

There are less than 100 murders a year, and you still think you're in Detroit

You think Dayton is a Third World country

What groundhog? It's the St. Patrick's Day parade leprechaun that forecasts how much longer winter will last.

Losing football teams draw more fans than winning baseball teams.

Indiana is about 20 miles away, but it takes about four hours to get there.

It's too cold in the winter, and too hot and humid in the summer, to ever stay outside for very long.

You drive to Columbus or Louisville to avoid the prices at the Cincinnati airport.

City council members hold debates on whether or not they should debate in the first place.

Tourists still flock downtown to catch a glimpse of cast members from "WKRP," even though the show hasn't aired on network television since 1984, and the show was filmed in LA anyway.

You ask lifetime residents where the President Taft house is, but they don't know either.

If you do something -- anything -- in public long enough, sooner or later it will be banned.

Your low-fat diet is never low enough to exclude Graeter's ice cream.

You get through winter listening to Marty and Joe's broadcasts from the grapefruit leagues.

Big Red Smokies are a ballpark treat, not cause to dial 9-1-1.

If necessary, the city could easily be sliced into two new cities: East and West, and it would take 20 years for anyone to notice something happened.

Chocolate and cinnamon, not peppers and beans, are in your chili.

You can drive 30 minutes in any direction to hear a different accent than your own.

You can accurately judge people's social status by which Kroger's store they frequent.

You can go to any church festival in any neighborhood on any weekend and see at least five people you either work with, went to school with, or dated.

Even the slightest mention of former baseball commissioner A. Bartlett Giamatti makes your blood boil and your ears steam.

If the temperature hits 45 degrees, and the sun comes out in any month between November and April, people walk around downtown wearing shades and no jackets.

The top stories on the local 6 o'clock evening news look suspiciously like the articles you read in the newspaper that very morning -- and even use the same quotes.

Any carbonated beverage is a "coke."

Your favorite convenient store sounds like a labor union.

You can't hear the words "Mike Brown" without getting angry.

You honestly believe that Pete Rose should be in the Baseball Hall Fame.

You have more stadiums, coliseums, and arenas than you know what to do with.

It doesn't seem weird to you that everyone has an Uncle Al.

Your favorite Coney Island isn't in New York.

You like Nick Clooney better than George Clooney.

You know how Jerry Springer got his start.

You know what a pony keg is.

You have friends and neighbors with names like Machenheimer, Guckenberger, Schlottman, Schoenling, and Schweitering.

You know that cars (like eggs) are cheaper in the country.

An all-boys or all-girls school doesn't seem that odd to you

You think a mixed marriage is when an East Sider marries a West Sider.

You know the difference between Hudy and "Who Dey."

You know what cream ale is, and you think that cream soda should be bright

You think Kentucky is only slightly more civilized than Afghanistan.

You know in which state the Greater Cincinnati Airport is located.

You actually understand the word, "CRAVE" and white castle burgers.

You can almost name the seven "hills" minus one or two.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Cincinnati.

Only about three of those aren't true. OMFG! And it's soda, not coke, idiots. HERE, in the proverbial pimple on the ass of the U.S., it is "coke". Ohio has soda, dammit!

Mar. 30th, 2004

Sally (And She Wasn't At All Yellow)

(no subject)

Karamel Sutra is God.
Phish Food has finally met a semi-match.
Karamel Sutra. How doth I luuuuurve thee.

Thank you. So much. Ben and Jerry.

I salute you.

Mar. 29th, 2004

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I am now an Official National Juniour Honour Society member

Go me!!
That looks KICKINCOOL on a college app. Also, get to do fun things with majority of friends.
Although, did have to wear dress for induction.
Looked good, did not feel so...
Alex did hair/makeup. It's actually quite sad...quite a few people didn't htink I looked like myself.
Andy didn't even realize I was, in fact, me.
Alex: Did you see Alyssa? She's in a dress and makeup and I did her hair!
Andy: Where?
Alex: *looks two feet to her right* Right there...
Andy: *gape* OMFG! *snicker* OMFG!
Me: *squinty look* Don't even THINK of taking pictures.
Andy: OMFG! *walks off purposefully, comes back moments later* There will be someone taking your picture. OMFG!
*in his foul little mind* OMFG!
I am soooooo never letting her live this down

Not that he wigged on me or anything. Bitch. So not with the generousness with food to him EVER again.

Andy: OMFG!

Mar. 27th, 2004

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WE GOT A NEW PC!!!!!!!!!!!
CompaQ Presario. 2.16 GHz
160 GB!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH. MY. FUCKING. GODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not that I'm excited or anything...
Burner = ubermadcrazyfast.
Everything else = tres awesome.
MSN = finally working again.
Happy, dappy days.
Of course, we went into a store with Macs. Deadly mistake. Tom and I both NEED an Apple. And I reeeeeeeeeeeally want a iPod now. I know they can adapt to Windows...but I REALLLLLY want a Mac, anyhoog...*sigh*



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On a lighter note...

SURVEY!! First in loooooong line of them. Thank you Lira, Ellen, Alex, Allen(for Kat's), and calloocallay for all these loffly hooges. So that I might spammify my ickle Flist.

1.What are you called?Collapse )

*Whew* And that's all for now!

Mar. 17th, 2004

Sally (And She Wasn't At All Yellow)

Happy Dappy Irish/Catholic Drunken Dead Guy Day!!

Er...that is:

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!!


Feb. 22nd, 2004

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A.J.'s Journal Says: "Who's Your Daddy?"

You are, journal...you are.
Look at it! Is it, or is it not SOOO Teh Sex? I mean, come ON! It's all...fresh, and clean and...yummy.
*schn00s the b00 journal*
Seriously, my journal is so sexy, if it were human it'd be Billy Boyd and Alanis Morissette COMBINED! DAMN!

I *heart* my journal. It's, too sexy for it's hoog, too sexy for it's hoog, too sexy, oh...too, too sexy, I tella you what!

Right. That's all.

Too sexy, you rascally journal you!!


So Teh Sex

Feb. 18th, 2004

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Satanic rituals

Like, those involvifying my hair, Alex, and Abercrombie.

She attacked me at Ellen's yesterday.
My poor hair was preppified.
My poor shirt was trampled upon, and replaced on my person by...Fitchiness. *pout*

They have photo documentary.
DIGITAL photo documentary.

Chris has it as his background.


*buries self*

It'll be all over by the end of the day...it's Alex's user pic on MSN.



Feb. 15th, 2004

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By the way...

There was a declaration tonight. Make of that what you will.
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Please don't hurt me.

ANYwho, am blissfully happy in my current relationship. He's fucking awesome, and we have entirely too much in common, which we are discovering more and more as time goes on.

Lessee...oh, we took these odd survey-quizzies in Civics that give you an idea of which way you swing politically. Another moment when my title comes into play, at least in regard to all those not Lindsay or Kat. I think I can go without actually saying my standpoint now. Of course, I'm not uberly, because as we all know, I have plenty of views firmly planted in the other field, but still. I am a [*gasp*] conservative. There. I said it. Pummel me with stones now, Megglet. Go on. Do it.
I would like to state for the record that liking viewpoints and liking people are two totally different things. *prays for capable Demo candidate to stomp the twit in office*
Right, so...erm, if I think of anything else of importance to toss in, well...I shall toss later.
Now, I'm off.


Jan. 11th, 2004

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Alright everyone, behold the sweetness that is...ME!

I made TWO animatified icons tonight! TWO!!!!! GOOOO me!
1) Finally got my ass around to the Ani Difranco "Not A Pretty Girl" icon I've been playing around with since...forever
2) As a bonus for myself, I finally used the Alanis bases I've had since...forever and a HALF...to make a "So Unsexy" icon.

I am so, like, totally awesomified or something, I swear *hair flip*

So, everyone go, to my icon page, and admire the glory of my...uh...glory-fied-ness!!!

(Didn't I just tell you to GO? Yes. Now go.)


Nov. 9th, 2003

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Alright, why the FUCK does Dave Matthews now look like Cast Away-era Tom Hanks?
It frightens me.
Make it stop. Please.

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